Sunday

{{Ugliest Local Tv Met Who is not a Met....... Parella Lewis.

Ugliest Local Tv Reporter...... Angela King........ She Looks like a Monkey experiment gone wrong.}}

sHo 'NuFf. DaT giRl get uGlier all dA' tIme.

Friday

{{Weathergals
Current mood: pissed off

Tonight Parella Lewis (Fox news' newest face of weather) looks like she has been up all night doing lines off of some mulletheads Thunderbird. Remembered she has a job, wiped the coke off her face and put on one of Barbra Bush's best dress and pearl sets, so she could read the weather. Too bad no one ever taught her that you only pause when you see a comma, not when you have no idea what the next word is because the tech guy forgot to spell everything FO-NET-IK-LY on her cute little blue screen.
P.S. Parella,
When commenting on the new Beluga at Point Defiance NEVER pip up and say yeah "dolphins are so cute and smart" I suggest you figure out the difference between a whale and a dolphin before you open your retarded mouth, YOU STUPID FUCKING PLASTIC MORON....YOU ARE EVERYTHING THAT IS WRONG WITH WOMEN TODAY. Thanks for inspiring little girls everywhere.}}


StIll sTuPid afTer all thEse yeArs.

Thursday

I'll make a comment about her clothes and he'll say with a grin "Oh, I didn't notice." He used to have a thing for the weather chick that used to be on WTHR too. What is it with these weather babes??!!

Was it Parella Lewis? Because my husband had the big time hots for her. She was in the bar where I used to work once when I was starting my shift. My husband was going to the track the next day so I asked her to call him and give him a weather report. She happily complied. And he had no idea who he was talking to. When I took the phone back and told him, his voice was shaking. He couldn't believe it. I totally made his night. I'm sure Parella was in his dreams that night.}}

Da sTupid men foLkS doN'T kNow a biG oL dyKe wheN dEy sEe OnE.